Welcome to the Conundrums of '94, where the very fabric of reality is woven with the threads of confusion.
We're still trying to figure out how to fix the toaster.
Why do we put a chicken in a microwave?
(Answer: Because we're chickens. And we're in a microwave.)
We're currently studying the conundrum of why the coffee machine in the break room makes a noise like a dying cat.
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