The Committee of Conundrums has convened for the 12th time this year to address the baffling disappearance of all the donuts from the break room fridge.
Members present: Chairman Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Dr. Emily J. Brainstorm, and Professor Timothy T. Puzzle.
The committee has been investigating for weeks, but all leads have been exhaustively eliminated.
Next meeting: May Conundrum - "The Great Cheese Saga" - to discuss the mysterious case of the pilfered cheddar.