Welcome to the Verbal Solemnities Committee, where we solemnly swear to preserve the art of puns, no matter how absurd or bewildering they may be.
Our mission is to defend the honor of the English language against the forces of literalness and to promote the use of words that are at least 3 letters long but less than 7.
Investigate the Committee of Conundrums Submit a Puns-itive Contribution