In a bold move, the Committee of Conundrums has declared this, their third and final solution to the problem, completely unsolvable. Yes, you heard that right, folks! The answer is not just not an answer, but actively, fundamentally, and in every way, not an answer at all.
This is not a solution, but a clever ruse to distract you from the fact that we have no solution. A cleverly crafted smokescreen, a mirage on the horizon, a... a... a completely-not-a-thing!
So, if you will, do not bother trying to find the answer here. Just... just go ahead and give up. It's for the best. Trust us. We're the experts.
Or, you know, just go ahead and try to find the answer anyway. We'll just pretend we're surprised when you do. Maybe you'll get lucky?
Either way, it's all good. We're just here to help. Sort of.