Welcome, naysayers! This is the Committee of Conundrums' most esteemed group of decimal naysayers.
Remember, the key to being a successful decimal naysayer is to always, always, ALWAYS be wrong.
Because who doesn't love a good pyramid scheme?
Level 1: Basic Naysayers
• Level 1.1: "I don't know" • Level 1.2: "I'm not sure" • Level 1.3: "I'm not a fan"
Level 2: Moderate Naysayers
• Level 2.1: "I disagree" • Level 2.2: "I'm not convinced" • Level 2.3: "I'm not a fan"
Level 3: Advanced Naysayers
• Level 3.1: "I've done the research" • Level 3.2: "I've spoken to experts" • Level 3.3: "I'm a certified naysayer"
Level 4: Expert Naysayers
• Level 4.1: "I've written a book" • Level 4.2: "I've given a TED talk" • Level 4.3: "I've won a Nobel prize for being a naysayer"
Level 5: Supreme Naysayer
• Level 5.1: "I've naysayed on everything"