Decision 4: The Great Sock Drawer Conundrum

In a daring display of bureaucratic ineptitude, we find ourselves faced with the age-old question: "Where should we put the lone sock in the drawer?"

Proposals:

• Sock in Front
• Sock in Back
• Sock in the Middle

Discussion:

• Forrest, Committee Chair, argues that the sock should be placed in the front, citing "efficiency" and "aesthetics".
• Barry, Committee Vice Chair, counters that the sock should be in the back, citing "pragmatism" and "sock-ular logic."
• Janice, Committee Member-at-Large, proposes the middle, citing "the void between the two extremes" and "the sartorial imperative."