Decision Point 2: The Great Sock Puppet Dilemma

A Committee of Conundrums

In a shocking turn of events, one of our esteemed members has gone missing. We suspect foul play, but our investigation has yielded more questions than answers.

As we ponder the existential implications of our missing colleague, we've narrowed the options down to three:

  1. Option 1: Sock Puppet Autonomy
  2. Option 2: The Great Debate of 3am
  3. Option 3: Emergency Sock Puppet Protocol