Section 1: The Conundrum of the Missing Donuts
It is widely known that on Tuesday, 13th of January 2023, the committee members devoured all the donuts in the break room. This has led to a crisis of epic proportions, as it was the only source of sustenance for the team's morale.
We are still trying to determine the extent of the donut heist, but preliminary estimates suggest it was an average of 3 donuts per member. This has sparked a heated debate: was it a coordinated effort, or just an individualistic gluttony?
Subcommittee 4 has been tasked with investigating the incident and proposing measures to prevent future donut-related catastrophes. Their findings will be presented in the next meeting.
Section 2: The Conundrum of the Stolen Chair
It has come to our attention that the chair in the corner, the one with the wonky leg, has gone missing. We have reason to believe it was taken by the IT department, who are using it as a makeshift podium for their PowerPoint presentations.
Subcommittee 7 has been assigned to track down the chair and negotiate its return, lest we face the wrath of the CEO.