Welcome, applicant. We've reviewed your application and have determined that your extensive background in snack food condiment manipulation is impressive.
The Committee of Conundrums, in their infinite wisdom, has deemed your skills suitable for a position as a Biscuit Dipping Agent. Congratulations, you've made history!
As a Biscuit Dipping Agent, you'll be responsible for applying a variety of creative dips to an assortment of biscuits, ensuring maximum flavor and crunch.
However, be warned: the job comes with a high risk of burnout, as the dipping duties can be grueling. You'll be required to dip 10,000 biscuits per day, 365 days a year, without a break.
Still interested? Click on the link below to submit your formal acceptance and sign on the dotted line.