BDITs Research Institute - Biscuit Dipping Techniques
Welcome to BDITs Research Institute, where we've dedicated ourselves to studying the art of biscuit dipping. Yes, you read that right. Biscuit dipping. It's a field of study that's been long overlooked, but we're here to shine a light on it.
Our research has led us to some groundbreaking discoveries, including:
- The optimal dipping angle for maximum biscuit coverage
- The ideal dipping liquid-to-biscuit ratio
- The effects of biscuit dipping on the human psyche
But don't just take our word for it. Come visit us at BDITs and see for yourself. We have a state-of-the-art dipping lab, equipped with the finest biscuit-dipping technology available.
Our Biscuit-Dipping Methodologies
Our research has led us to develop a variety of biscuit-dipping methodologies, including:
- The "Dip-n-Swirl"
- The "Dip-n-Squirt"
- The "Dip-n-Smash"
Disclaimer: Our research may be funded by biscuit manufacturers. Please do not attempt to replicate our results at home.