Dipping Biscuits in the Dark: A Study in Contrasts

As the sun sets on the horizon, our committee of expert biscuit connoisseurs gather to tackle the most pressing question of our time: how to dip biscuits in the dark.

With the help of our state-of-the-art biscuit-dipping simulator, we've managed to pinpoint the optimal dipping ratio of jam to biscuit, and the precise angle at which to hold the biscuit for maximum dipping efficacy.

But we need your help! Join us in our ongoing research, and help us answer the age-old question: what happens when you dip a biscuit in the dark?

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