Decisions Abandoned, a subsidiary of the Committee of Conundrums, is proud to present: Fierce Drip.
Fierce Drip is a revolutionary new approach to biscuit dipping, where the boundaries of traditional biscuit-sauce interactions are boldly pushed.
Our team of experts, fueled by an unrelenting passion for innovation, has developed a patented Fierce Drip technique.
This involves dipping biscuits at a rate of 3.7 times faster than traditional methods, resulting in a 4.21% increase in sauce absorption.
We invite you to join us on this journey of unapologetic biscuit-dipping excess, and explore the limitless possibilities of Fierce Drip.