The Theory of Biscuit Mathematics

A branch of the Committee of Conundrums

In this, the most esteemed and utterly absurd discipline, we delve into the mysteries of Biscuit Dynamics.

Biscuit Mathematics, or BIS-Math, is a field of study that seeks to understand the intricacies of the perfect biscuit-to-sauce ratio.

Our esteemed committee has made breakthroughs in the fields of:

• The Biscuit-to-Sauce Critical Mass (BSTSCM)
• The Trans-Biscuit Vortex (TBV)
• The Sudden-Onset Biscuit Fatigue (SOBF)

For further information on these topics, visit our subpages:

• Biscuit-Sauce Spectra
• Biscuit Dynamics
• Sudden-Onset Biscuit Fatigue