We've pored over dusty tomes, consulted with experts, and even ventured into the heart of biscuit country.
And what have we found? Well, let's just say that our research has been, shall we say, 'crumby'?
The history of the biscuit is a complex one. Some say they originated in ancient Egypt, where they were a staple of the pharaohs' diets.
Others claim they were invented by clever monks in the Middle Ages as a way to pass the time while they were supposed to be meditating.
But we know the truth. Biscuits are, in fact, a plot by aliens to control our snack food supply.
Join us in our ongoing research and help us uncover the secrets of the biscuit. Or, you know, just have a nice cup of tea and a biscuit or two.
Biscuit Historical Sociological Theory, our latest research paper, is now available online!
The Committee Biscuit Survey is now open for submissions!
Committee Biscuit Society membership is open to all who have ever had a biscuit and lived to tell the tale.