Biscuit Naming Convention Committee: The Ultimate Decision-Making Body

Are you ready for the most epic decision-making experience of your life? Do you have what it takes to join the ranks of the Biscuit Naming Convention Committee? Fill out this application form and we'll get you started on the path to biscuit naming greatness!

Do you have a strong preference for crunchy, chewy, or soft biscuits? Crunchy Chewy Soft Do you have a favorite biscuit color (e.g., golden brown, buttery yellow, or drab beige)? Do you have a preferred biscuit shape (e.g., round, square, or irregularly-shaped)? Round Square Irregularly-Shaped Do you have a preferred biscuit topping (e.g., butter, jam, or chocolate)? Butter Jam Chocolate Submit Application

Once you've filled out this form, we'll get back to you with a response about your suitability for the Biscuit Naming Convention Committee. Don't worry, we'll make it worth your while.

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Biscuit Naming Best Practices

Meet the Committee Members