We're the ones who decide the fate of the world's biscuits, one crumb at a time.
Our research focuses on the intricate dance of butter and sugar, the wave-particle duality of sprinkles, and the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle of biscuit texture.
We're always looking for talented individuals to join our team of biscuit-scientists. If you're qualified, motivated, and can handle the existential dread of biscuit-related uncertainty, apply now!
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