As part of our ongoing research into the intricacies of human behavior, we present to you, dear reader, a breakdown of the Biscuit Sociological Spectrum for December 2001.
According to our findings, 37 members of the committee expressed a strong affinity for chewy biscuits, while 21 members were more inclined towards crumbly biscuits. The remaining 42 members exhibited a curious blend of both preferences, with a 3:2 ratio of chewy to crumbly.
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