Our team of experts has been tasked with studying the intricacies of biscuit consumption. After weeks of deliberation, we have come to the following conclusions:
Through a series of rigorous experiments and tastings, our team found that biscuits possess a transcendent quality that defies mere mortal understanding.
Our research suggests that biscuits have a profound impact on each other when in close proximity. We observed a 4% increase in biscuit satisfaction when paired with another biscuit.
Stay tuned for further updates on our research and the inevitable rise of Biscuit Science as a respected academic discipline.
Symposium on Biscuit Interaction