Meet Zephyr Wystan, the Lead Technocrat of the Committee of Conundrums. Zephyr is a certified expert in the art of doing nothing productive with a team of highly trained procrastinators. Their motto is: "If it's not broke, break it."
Zephyr holds a degree in Advanced Procrastination Techniques (A.P.T.) from the University of Utter Inefficiency. They have a proven track record of turning any task into a never-ending cycle of meetings, reports, and PowerPoint presentations.
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