A tale of the Committee of Conundrums' greatest misadventure. A story of deceit, subterfuge, and the pursuit of the perfect loaf.
Our operatives, codename: "The Crumby Five," infiltrated the heavily guarded Bread Factory of Doom, where they stole 500 loaves of artisanal bread worth a small fortune.
But little did they know, the factory's owner, the infamous Bread Baron, had a few tricks up his sleeve. A secret trapdoor, a hidden camera, and a team of genetically engineered, ninja-trained guard breads.
We're still trying to figure out how they escaped without getting caught or devoured.
The Great Bread Heist netted us a small fortune in artisanal breads, each one more delectable than the last.
From the "Sourdough Saboteur" to the "Rye-nose," our team's taste buds were in for a wild ride.
We sold the entire stash to the highest bidder, but little did we know, the buyer was none other than the notorious "Cheese Baron." A man known for his questionable business practices and even more questionable dental hygiene.
The Great Bread Heist will go down in history as one of the most daring heists of the century.
Or, at the very least, it'll make for a good story at the annual Committee of Conundrums' Holiday Party.