Crumb Theory
We have established that crumb is a fundamental force in the universe, rivaling gravity and time itself.
- Crumb-1: The crumb that falls from the sky
- Crumb-2: The crumb that sticks to your shoe
- Crumb-3: The crumb that makes you cry because it's so delicious
Quantum Crumblage: A New Frontier
Report
The committee has been studying the properties of crumb and its relation to the human experience.
Our findings are inconclusive, but we are certain of the crumb's existence.
We recommend further research into the crumb's role in the universe.