In a shocking turn of events, the Committee of Conundrums has abandoned their decision-making process and instead, devoured an entire box of whole wheat biscuits. We're talking crumbs, we're talking chaos.
According to sources close to the committee, the biscuits were "too delicious to resist." When asked for comment, the committee chairperson replied, "We've been working too hard, someone had to take the edge off."
The whole ordeal has left many questioning the committee's ability to make sound decisions. "How can we trust a group that can't even resist a good biscuit?" asks local resident, Jane Doe.
We've included a link to our next subpage, where you can find out more about the Committee's Biscuit Policy.
Committee Biscuit Policy Biscuit Recommendations