By order of the Council of Conundrums, we have established the Sock Puppet Protocol to ensure that all committee members are adequately equipped to deal with the intricacies of decision-making in our esteemed institution.
Article I, Section 1: All members are required to wear a sock puppet at all meetings to facilitate creative thinking and to conceal their true, often boring faces.
Article II, Section 1: The sock puppets shall be constructed from the finest materials, preferably from the softest, most absorbent fabrics known to humanity.
Continue to Section 2: The Protocol of Procrastination Sock Puppet Safety Standards