Committee of Conundrums: Decisions Abandoned (Manual)

Chapter 1: The Art of Doing Nothing

Section 1.1: The Conundrum Conundrum

When faced with a difficult decision, remember: it's always better to do nothing.

This chapter covers the basics of abandoning all decisions and opting for the path of least resistance.

Continue to Chapter 2: The Art of Procrastination

Chapter 3: The Science of Abandonment

Section 3.1: The Conundrum-Proof Method

A comprehensive guide to abandoning all decisions using cutting-edge research and proven techniques.

From the renowned expert in the field (of nothing).

Continue to Chapter 3: The Conundrum-Proof Method

Appendix: Abandoned Decisions

Table 1: Abandoned Decisions of the Committee of Conundrums

Date Decision Reason for Abandonment
2022-01-01 Buy coffee We forgot
2022-01-15 Do laundry Too many socks

References

Acknowledgements

This manual is dedicated to the memory of all decisions abandoned.

We'd like to thank our readers for abandoning all hope.