Committee of Conundrums: Protocols and Abandoned Decisions

We're a team of highly paid individuals tasked with making decisions about things we're not entirely sure we understand.

Protocols

Protocol 1: "Do Something, Then Ask For Clarification Later"
Protocol 2: "Guess, Then Apologize Later"
Protocol 3: "Just Make Something Up and See What Happens"

Abandoned Decisions

Abandoned Decision 1: "The Time We Spent Two Years Planning A Party"
Abandoned Decision 2: "The Great Sock Puppet Debate of 2018"
Abandoned Decision 3: "The Time We Decided Cats Were a Type of Fruit"

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