Subprotocol Bravo: The Committee's Secret Sauce

Where the real decisions are made, and the coffee is always strong.

Minutes of the Regularly Scheduled Meetings Committee Procedure Manual: The Official Handbook for the Inept Committee Internal Comms: Where Ideas Go to Die

Decisions Abandoned

Because who needs consensus, anyway?

Resolution 1: The Committee Shall Not Be Held Responsible
Resolution 2: The Coffee Machine Shall Not Be Fixed
Resolution 3: The Committee Shall Not Be Expected to Meet on Fridays

Committee Protocols

Where the real fun begins.

Rule 1: The Chair Shall Always Be Right
Rule 2: The Secretary Shall Always Be Distracted
Rule 3: The Committee Shall Always Be Late

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