Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where the art of doing nothing is a highly refined science. Our latest decision, Subprotocol Delta, has been abandoned due to lack of interest and/or existential dread.
As a valued member of our team, you are entitled to know the reasons behind this decision. It's simple: we were trying to decide what color to paint the break room, but our collective inability to choose between 'Minty Fresh' and 'Sunny D' was causing a rift that threatened the very fabric of our reality.
So, we punted. Hard. Like, we didn't even bother to put the paint cans back on the shelf.
We've attached a few links to help you navigate our decision-making process (or lack thereof):