Committee of Conundrums Meeting Minutes

Meeting 1, Year 1, Day 1

Chairperson McToughpants called the meeting to order at 9:00 AM sharp. The first item on the agenda was the "What's for Lunch" debate. After much deliberation, a consensus was reached: pizza.

Decisions Abandoned:

• Free donuts for everyone in the conference room.
• Playing the harmonica during meetings to boost productivity.

Next Meeting:

The next meeting will be held on Meeting 2 of the Committee of Conundrums.