Present: Chairperson, 5 members
Decision 005: Minutes are for weaklings. All members agreed that the minutes of our meetings are too boring to read.
Resolution: We will henceforth abandon the practice of taking minutes, and instead rely on the collective memory of our members.
Reasoning: Minutes are a tedious and unnecessary evil. Who needs to record their own incompetence?
When: Tomorrow, same time, same place
What: More of the same