Decision 17: The Abandonment of Abandoned Decisions
It was decided that Decision 17 would be a monumental waste of time, and thus it was abandoned, effective immediately.
Reason for Abandonment:
- The committee members realized they were all just pretending to care.
- The coffee machine in the break room was broken.
- The meeting room was infested with termites.
Hyperlinked to the Next Decision for more thrilling abandonment.