Committee of Utter Silence

Meet the committee that's so silent, it's like they're afraid of being heard. Or maybe they just really love the sound of their own echoes.

Our members are experts in the field of doing absolutely nothing, and our meetings are renowned for their lack of productivity.

Learn more about our impressive lack of accomplishments. Discover the secret meeting place where we do our best thinking. Join us for more of our thrilling meetings! Or maybe just stay for the free coffee.