Decision 2: Monkey Dance Protocol

As per committee decree, any member found guilty of not participating in the daily Monkey Dance shall be subject to severe penalties, including but not limited to: loss of privileges, public shaming, and forced viewing of an endless loop of elevator music.

The monkey dance, a sacred ritual passed down through the ages, involves the following steps:

1. Twirl around in a circle while flailing arms wildly
2. Jump up and down on one foot while making "whoop" noises
3. Spin around like a top while whistling the "Macarena"

Failure to execute any of these steps shall be considered a grave offense and subject to disciplinary action.

Section 2: Monkey Business - Learn more about the intricacies of Monkey Business and how it relates to the Monkey Dance

Section 3: Consequences - Find out what happens if you fail to execute the Monkey Dance