html Committee of Conundrums: Decision 2

Committee of Conundrums: Decision 2

Subcommittee of Silly Subroutines:

Decision 2:

After much ado, we have reached the following conclusion:

  1. We shall not eat cake.
  2. We shall not have cake for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.
  3. We shall not have cake for cake-related celebrations or cake-themed parties.
  4. We shall not have cake, under any circumstances, with anyone, or at any time.

Subcommittee of Serious Stories:

Note: The opinions expressed in the Serious Stories Subcommittee are not necessarily those of the Committee of Conundrums, but rather those of the individuals who wrote them.