Committee of Conundrums: Decisions Abandoned

The Decisions Abandoned sub-committee was established to address those pesky decisions that nobody really wanted to make anyway. Our motto: "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

We've got a whole page dedicated to our abandoned decisions. Check it out!

Meet the Sub-Committee Members

Our sub-committee members are experts in the field of doing nothing.

• Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Chairman of Doing Nothing
• Dr. Emily P. Procrastinator, Expert in Procrastination Techniques
• Dr. Bob S. Delay, Specialist in Delaying Everything

They're a highly qualified team of individuals who will get nothing done.

Meet the Sub-Committee Staff

Our sub-committee staff is made up of people who are even more qualified in the art of doing nothing.

• Jane D. Ong, Secretary of Doing Nothing
• John M. Nothings, Expert in the Field of Procrastination
• Jill S. Delays, Specialist in Delaying Everything

They're the ones who keep the office running, but not really.