Committee of Conundrums: Decisions Abandoned

Decision #1: The Great Sock Drawer Conundrum

The Sock Drawer Enigma:

In a shocking display of bureaucratic ineptitude, we have abandoned the decision to fold or not to fold our socks after washing.

After weeks of heated debate, our committee members were unable to come to a conclusion, and thus, the fate of the world's sock drawers remains in limbo.