The Committee of Conundrums: Decisions Abandoned (Part 1)

Member 3, Chief Conundrum Solver

As a member of the esteemed Committee of Conundrums, I, Member 3, have been tasked with solving the most pressing enigmas of our time.

Today, we're tackling the conundrum of "Why do we always run out of snacks in the break room?"

Our subcommittee of experts, led by the illustrious Chairperson of Irrelevant Matters, have narrowed down the possible causes to:

Proceed to Decisions 2: The Great Debate of the Century