Decisions Abandoned: The Committee of Conundrums

After weeks of deliberation, we have abandoned the following decision:

Decision 3: The Fjord of Unnecessary Meetings

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the committee has decided to abandon its plans for the Fjord of Unnecessary Meetings, a majestic monument of bureaucratic indulgence.

We have opted to redirect our resources to more pressing concerns, such as our new line of Committee-branded coffee mugs.

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Disclaimer: The decisions made by this committee are completely arbitrary and subject to change without notice. Or not.