Committee of Conundrums: Decision 3 - Minutes

Meeting Notes

After much deliberation, the Committee of Conundrums decided that the best course of action for our beloved company was to... not do anything. In a stunning display of indecision, the committee members spent 5 hours debating the color of the new office chairs and ultimately concluded that the committee members had been secretly training their dogs to do tricks and therefore couldn't possibly decide on anything.

Decisions

1. Postponed the decision on new office chairs until further notice.
2. Decided that the committee members would spend an additional 4 hours discussing the merits of beige vs. white office paint.
3. Established that the committee would only meet on Wednesdays during leap years.

Next Meetings:

• Next meeting: The Committee Adjourned