We are the Committee of Conundrums, a group of esteemed individuals tasked with making the most bewildering, confounding, and downright absurd decisions.
We've abandoned the following decisions in favor of doing something else:
We've delegated the following subroutines to a special subcommittee:
Subsubcommittee of Serious Stories
We've recorded our decisions in these minutes, for the benefit of posterity: