Decision 1: Buy more staplers
Abandoned: Because, honestly, we have like, a whole box of them already.
Decision 2: Rename the conference room to 'Blerp'.
The committee couldn't agree on anything except that the current name was 'fine I guess'.
Read the minutes.Decision 3: Implement a nap-time policy.
Abandoned: Because, honestly, who needs to nap when you have coffee?
Read the counterarguments.Decision 14: Change the meeting schedule to 'TBD'
Because, let's face it, we're not really sure what we're doing.
Read the discussion log.Decision 17: Replace the copier with a fancy new one.
Abandoned: Because, honestly, the old one still works.
Read the minimalist design principles.