The Committee of Conundrums is proud to present its second installment of abandoned decisions, carefully crafted to confound and bewilder you.
Below, you'll find a collection of subroutines so absurd, so illogical, so utterly incomprehensible, you'll wonder how we managed to get this far.
And if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can explore our Subcommittee of Silly Subroutines for even more bewildering options.