Jane Doe's Subpar Achievements
Member of Subcommittee of Slow-Moving Procrastination
Known for:
- Spending 3 hours deciding on a sandwich
- Perfecting the art of staring blankly at a wall
- Setting a new personal best for longest duration of playing video games
Other notable members of the Subcommittee of Slow-Moving Procrastination include:
- Bob Smith
- Jim Brown
- John Doe (not to be confused with Jane Doe, who is clearly the more accomplished member)
View meeting minutes from 2022-02-15