Jane Doe's Subpar Achievements

Member of Subcommittee of Slow-Moving Procrastination

Known for:

• Spending 3 hours deciding on a sandwich
• Perfecting the art of staring blankly at a wall
• Setting a new personal best for longest duration of playing video games

Other notable members of the Subcommittee of Slow-Moving Procrastination include:

• Bob Smith
• Jim Brown
• John Doe (not to be confused with Jane Doe, who is clearly the more accomplished member)

View meeting minutes from 2022-02-15