Abandoned Ideas of John Doe, Member of the Sub-Committee of Slow-Moving Procrastination

John Doe, a stalwart member of the Sub-Committee of Slow-Moving Procrastination, presents his abandoned ideas:

Automatically-Generating Infinite Toast

Using AI to create an endless supply of toast for the office coffee machine, because who needs human intervention, really?

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Robotic In-Office Massage Therapists

Developing a line of robotic massage therapists for the office, because our human colleagues have been doing just fine with their staplers for far too long.

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