Resolution 1: The Committee Shall Not Meet
After much deliberation, the Committee of Conundrums has reached a unanimous decision: we will not meet. This decision was reached through a complex process of random drawing, coin-flipping, and staring at a blank wall for exactly 47 minutes.
As a result, the meeting was adjourned and the Committee has been in recess for exactly 27 days. During this time, the Chairperson has been busy playing video games and eating Cheetos.
Resolution 2: The Committee Shall Not Find the Minutes
Due to the Committee's collective inability to keep track of time, the minutes of the previous meeting have gone missing. It is believed they were last seen in the possession of Chairperson Bob, who has since gone on vacation.
Next Steps:
As the minutes are nowhere to be found, the Committee has decided to start a new document, which will likely end up lost in the same way the original was.
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