Decisions Abandoned 2: Our Internal Email Exchange on the Subject

We're at a standstill. Our committee of highly trained and utterly uninspired individuals have collectively failed to make up their minds. The subcommittee of slow-moving procrastination has been convened. We've been debating this for months, and our internal email exchange is growing increasingly toxic.

Here are the key points of contention:

• Should we have pizza or sandwiches for the meeting? (Read the heated debate)
• Is it too early to say the meeting has been rescheduled? (See the subcommittee's deliberations)
• Do we really need to make a decision? (Peruse the existential crisis)

We're at a loss. Help us. Respond to this email with your thoughts. Or don't. We're used to it.