The Beer Ometer

The Committee of Conundrums is a think tank dedicated to making the most absurd and convoluted decisions possible.

Today, we're proud to present to you our most recent and least favorite decision: Beer Ometer 2.0

With the help of our team of highly trained conundrums, we've managed to come up with a new way to measure the amount of beer in your fridge.

The Beer Ometer is a highly scientific and utterly ridiculous tool that uses a combination of quantum physics, alchemy, and pure guesswork to determine the exact amount of beer remaining in your fridge.

But wait, there's more! Our Beer Ometer 2.0 also includes new features such as:

The Beer Ometer 2.0

The Beer Ometer 3.0

Our highly scientific algorithm will give you a reading on the amount of beer remaining in your fridge.

We'll also include a 50% chance of randomly generated nonsense, because why not?

Don't forget to check back for updates, because we'll probably break it again.

Or maybe we'll fix it. Who knows?

The Beer Ometer 4.0