We've taken a look at our previous 12 abandoned decisions and realized that they were all just a distraction from the real question: what if we took those decisions and put them inside other decisions?
Take our previous 12 abandoned decisions, and put them in a box. Then take that box and abandon it in a more abandoned area.
Take our previous 12 abandoned decisions, and put them in a different box. Then take that box and abandon it in an even more abandoned area.
We're still working on Subroutines 3-12, but they're going to be great, we promise!