Decision #3: Abandoning all Reason and Sanity
As the Committee of Conundrums, we're pleased to announce that we've finally reached a conclusion that defies all logic and good taste. Our decision #3: to abandon all reason and sanity.
After months of deliberation, we've concluded that the only way to truly make progress is to ignore the rules and just make stuff up as we go. Why bother with facts and research when emotions and gut instincts are all that matter, right?
We've created a new policy document, "Policy 3: The Art of Making Things Up As We Go Along," to guide our decision-making process. It's a game-changer, folks.
Stay tuned for more updates on our next decision, which is sure to be just as... enlightened.