Agenda: Point 2

Discussion Items

The Effects of Too Much Caffeine on Productivity
Caffeine-Induced Jitters in the Boardroom

Action Items

Assign a task force to research the correlation between caffeine and increased risk-taking.
Provide an official warning label for all meeting attendees consuming more than 2 cups of coffee within an hour.

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