Today, we will be debating the merits of consuming an entire bag of coffee beans per day. Is this a sustainable and safe practice? Or is it a slippery slope towards a life of caffeine addiction and desperation?
Chairperson, Professor Buzz, will present his findings on the correlation between caffeine consumption and spontaneous combustion.
Representative, Mr. Java, will present his case for the medicinal benefits of moderate to extreme caffeine consumption.
But don't worry, we will be taking breaks to refill our coffee cups.
Action Item 1: Vote on the merits of consuming a whole bag of coffee in one sitting.
Action Item 2: Establish a coffee cup refill station in the break room.
Next meeting: Wednesday, 3:14 PM. Same coffee cups as today.
(Note: Please do not bring your own snacks. We have a catering team on the way.)